Funny Food Quotes

Enjoy a generous helping of my 15 favorite funny food quotes. They range from sayings about cake to coffee and of course, chocolate!

Quote by Julia Child about cake: A party without cake is just a meeting
Funny food quote: Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands -- and then eat just one of the pieces
Julia Child quote: It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
Mark Twain on food and success in life: Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Erma Bombeck humorous saying about food: The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one
Funny food quote: Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need
Rita Rudner quote about recipes: I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "Well, that's not going to happen!"
Funny food quote: My mom made two dishes: Take it or leave it.
Dolly Parton amusing comment on diet books:  I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets
Funny food quote: A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it
Quote about coffee: I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee
Comment about chocolate: I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process ...It may not be true, but do I care take the chance?
Funny comment about men and dishes: No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
Chocolate and leftovers quote:  Did you ever notice there are no recipes for leftover chocolate?

I hope you’ve found my 15 favorite funny food quotes quite digestible! And, if you ever should have a serious question about whether a food is safe to eat, visit my Food Safety Links!

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